{"slip": { "id": 40, "advice": "Never run with scissors."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 89, "advice": "Don't be afraid to ask questions."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 16, "advice": "It's unlucky to be superstitious."}}
{"slip": { "id": 7, "advice": "Make choices and dont look back."}}
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