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Goal! Goal! Goal! is a football/soccer video game developed by Visco and edited by SNK in 1995 for the Neo-Geo console.
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Tanneguy Le Fèvre was a French classical scholar. He wrote many books, and translated numerous classical works. Somewhat unusual in this era, he educated his daughter Anne Dacier in Greek and Latin, and she subsequently became the notable classical scholar and translator better known as Madame Dacier.
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